What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

-mwahh

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]